Description

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Drown out petty complaints with Tiny Violin! This kit includes everything you need to quell those crocodile tears:

• Plays music: plays a sad tune when the strings button is pressed down
• Violin replica: Includes a 3 4/5" replica of a real violin with mini bow and chinrest
• Display stand: An elegant vinyl stand included to store and display your violin
• Illustrated mini book: Includes a 32-page mini book about the origins of "tiniest violin" 
• Perfect gift: humorous gag gift or stocking stuffer

About the Author

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Sarah Royal is the author of Creative Cursing, Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant, and several mini-kits. Originally from Jersey, she credits the Garden State for her lucrative potty mouth. You'll most likely find her exploring new neighborhoods in NYC and collecting strangers, or perhaps drinking Negronis and marathoning The Golden Girls for her scholarly podcast. Visit her at sarahroyal.com.